Thank You Note to Mattel for New Barbie...

Written in 2011

 

Here is a "Thank You Note" for Jimmy Fallon...

Thanks Mattel for making a new Barbie that makes my job as a parent to an 11 year old daughter a little more difficult now...Pink hair, Tats, extra piercings, short skirts, skull and cross bones t-shirt, stillettos...

Well, on the plus side, I bet Barbie still has a 40-inch bust with a 14-inch waist.

Of course there will never be, "Muffin Top" Barbie! Where is "Recovering from Plastic Surgery" Barbie?  Bruised and swollen...Maybe spring?

Or, Barbie has breastfed three babies and needs a "lift"? No...we won't be seeing her.

Where's my future leverage now?
"But Mom,  Emily has...even Barbie has...."

TOUGH little girl!!! You are still required by law to sit in the back seat!!!